April 2013
1 post
3 tags
“Is it bad if I’m totally not mentally here right now? I just wanna tan...”
– Amy, on GTL
March 2013
1 post
3 tags
“*farts loudly*
Did that really just happen?
Well, I must be sober, you...”
– Amy, on flatulence
January 2013
1 post
3 tags
“A creep is an inanimate object. I will fight to the death about it.”
– Amy, on words
December 2012
1 post
3 tags
“There was a question on my music business quiz that asked “What is a mark...”
– Amy, on hood life
3 tags
“If I were a dog it wouldn’t be frowned upon to pee in someone’s...”
– Amy, on bodily functions
November 2012
4 posts
3 tags
“Oh don’t worry, mom is getting a recording of Laddy mean barking and then...”
– Amy, on safety part 2
3 tags
“I’m sleeping with a knife bedside so in case someone attempts to break...”
– Amy, on safety
3 tags
“I am trying to come up with different jobs one can do using a broom stick.”
– Amy, on her theater project
October 2012
3 posts
4 tags
“Please tell me there is a trophy for asshole of the year award, cause I called...”
– Amy, on dealing with assholes
3 tags
“So I have decided that once I graduate I am going to kidnap Cuppy Cake and take...”
– Amy, on marrying a dog
3 tags
“I’m drinking a margarita while watching Teen Mom…I think I’ve...”
– Amy, on her lifestyle
September 2012
1 post
2 tags
“Damn, I guess if I was a superhero my weakness would be internet and my...”
– Amy Wenzel, on hiding from the dean of her college
June 2012
1 post
3 tags
“Secretly inside, I love cleaning toilets.”
– Amy Wenzel, on her secrets
April 2012
2 posts
“Judgement Jaguar, he judges you while he rips your face off”
– Amy on Judgmental Animals
“well I guess Texas and minnesota have something in common and that is a good...”
– Amy on Basketball
March 2012
18 posts
Me: I'm an English major.
Amy: So am I. Actually I failed it. I am the dumbass who failed English 3 times.
“It’s supposed to be “needle”, but I drew a tshirt.”
– Amy on Draw Something
“I do not talk to bambi on an everyday basis”
– Amy on Hunting Laws
“Did you know you can high five your face?”
– Amy on Facepalming
“PETERS WANNA SEE MY FETUS?!”
– Amy on injuries
“remember that one time when I took a dump and it felt like I lost ten pounds?”
– Amy on her digestive system part 2
“I pooped blue.”
– Amy on her digestive sytem
“want to know something, i could get the words your name tattooed on my butt, so...”
– Amy on tattoos
“do toilets flush opposite south of the equator?”
– Amy on different hemispheres
Amy: so you know what i think is deragotory
Alex: What
Amy: when people wear shriners hats that are female because shriners are male and have to do certain things to be considered a shriner
they are wearing it cause its a "fez"
Alex: ...
it is a fez.
Amy: well I see it as a shriner hat
and well this person is an asshole and wears a fucking bowtie with the fucking fez
Alex: NO YOU DID NOT JUST INSULT DOCTOR WHO I WEAR A BOWTIE BOWTIES ARE COOL I WEAR A FEZ FEZZES ARE COOL
Amy: you do??
“Where’s Nebraska?”
– Amy on her need for geographical education
“I got crabs today.”
– Amy on Seafood
“motto for the next six weeks of my life: C’s for Commencement.”
– Amy on Grades
“I was gonna backpack across Europe after graduation, but then I found out it...”
– Amy on Geography
“Why is there spaghetti on my wall?”
– Texts from Amy
“I want a gorilla costume.”
– Amy
“No, I would not call one of my children wagon. Well maybe it all depends on...”
– Amy
Andrea: I love you.
Amy : i love you too
can we just get married in canada and raise armadillos as children
and live in a van down by the river
